I'm Not Old
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Your Size. Your Style. Full Throttle (INCHES)
How to Measure Your T-Shirt
• Chest Width: Measure straight across the front of the shirt — 1 inch below the armpits.
• Shirt Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder (next to the collar) down to the bottom hem.
Product Details
Product Details
👕 Premium Comfort – Gildan 64000 – Lightweight Softstyle fabric for all-day comfort
📏 True to Size – Pre-shrunk to maintain a consistent fit
🧵 100% Cotton – Soft, breathable, everyday wear
🇺🇸 USA Made – Printed and shipped in the USA






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Why Buy From Us
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A Fit You'll Love
True to size, pre-shrunk. Our tees fit just right. No surprises, just what you ordered.
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Designed for your passion
From open road to roadside stops — own your ride. Wear your legend, connect with those who live full throttle. -
Quality You Can Feel
Soft, breathable 100% ring-spun cotton with long-lasting DTG prints. Built to stay fresh, wash after wash.